Today is my lucky day want to know how lucky I am method? Listen to me say.
Mother in a good mood today my homework is finished she is ready to take me out to play we first went to the countryside to play to brother home I rush in suddenly "wang wang! Wang!" Two under my ass (not really pee just describe) originally was a big dog home brother this only big German shepherd can be fierce! Every time I couldn't close to it. My brother in the home to eat something is boring then walked up and down to see a small hut and went in "very smelly!!" This room is a pigsty "how lovely!" Originally gave birth to a litter of old piglets "shout" a voice suddenly old sow angry because I disturb their nap I frighten away then I also want to go in to play but I dare not call daddy accompany me to go in father was very lazy then said: "be careful" swine flu "" I was afraid of again mother said:" nonsense! Now China hasn't 'swine flu'." I'm so relieved went in out to be honest I was a bit afraid.
Next let's go back to suzhou have a "chicken" then went shopping for a long time just go home to bed.
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今天是我的幸运日，想知道我怎么个幸运法吗?就听我细细说。
妈妈今天心情好，我作业也写完了，她就准备带我出去玩，我们先去了乡下玩，到了哥哥家，我一下冲进去，突然“汪汪!汪汪!”两声，把我下得屁滚尿流(不是真的尿尿了，只是形容一下)原来是哥哥家的大狼狗，这只大狼狗可凶了!每次我都不敢靠近它。我在哥哥家吃了一些东西，就没劲了，便走来走去，看见一个小草屋，便走了进去，“好臭啊!!”原来这屋子是猪圈，“好可爱!”原来老母猪生了一窝小猪，突然“呼”一声，老母猪生气了，因为我打扰了它们的午觉，我吓得逃走了，后来我还想进去玩玩，可我不敢，就叫爸爸陪我进去，爸爸好懒，便说：“小心‘猪流感’”我又怕了，妈妈说：“瞎说!现在中国还没有‘猪流感’。”我就放心了，就进去看了看，出来了，说实话我的却有点怕。
接下来，我们回到苏州，去吃了顿“肯得鸡”，又去购物了好一会儿，就回家睡觉了。